Rowdy Sidang C

teka teki lagi?

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 02:50:45 GMT

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, including me .

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing', very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

........A few days later she killed her FIRST sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

Be sure to share the test!

Also, if you answered correctly, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list !!

Teka-teki 2

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:20:02 GMT

1. Bila bas berhenti, apa yg turun?

2. Bila pecut kereta, apa yg habis?

3. Banyak2 transport, transport apa yg paling pemalu?

Jawab, jgn tak jawab.

*Korang, bila nak BBQ lagi ni. Hari tu Jeff dh buat BBQ.

Teka-teki

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:10:53 GMT

Sapa dapat jawab, memang rowdylah.

Jawab sekali je utk satu teka-teki occay..

1. Beruk ape yg bewarna hijau?

2. Jika 4: banyak ma.. Jika 3: boleh la.. Jika 2: sikitnya.. Jika 1: Sikit sangat tu... Apakah ia...

3. Siapakah mak bapak transformer?

Karangan Budak Sekolah

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:03:25 GMT

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku.
Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip.
Syabas pun belum ada teknologi untuk masalah ini.

Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar.
Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya.
Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.
Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.
Dia melanggar emak saya.

Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit �Adoi!�.
Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut.
Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula.
Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya.
Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya.
Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu.
Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri.

Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah.
Diapun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori.
Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer.
Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puashati.
Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan.
Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.
Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya.
Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu.

Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah.
Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter.
Pemandu lori itu menjerit �Adoi..!� dan jatuh ke bumi.
Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands.
Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya
sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.
Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati.
Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu.

Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian
kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.
Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara.
Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati.
Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging.
Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati.
Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati.

Eid Mubarak !!

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:00:00 GMT

SALAM AIDIL FITRI

MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN

^_^

Program Buka Puasa Sidang Rowdy!

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:38:27 GMT

Salam kepada semua....

Rasanye dah berzaman blog ini tak bernyawa. Nyawa-nyawa ikan.

Namun, mari kita hidupkan kembali. Bermula dengan.....

Cadangan buka puasa sidang rowdy!!

Actually i was waiting kalau someone nak initiate dulu benda ni.
Tapi senyap je, I suppose semua bz dgn keje n life memasing.
It's ok.

So here i just post for u guys to decide..

Date : 14 or 21 September (both on a Sunday)
*kenapa tak 13? - sebab ada match Liv vs MU - sure ramai tak g nanti. heheh.

Place: Korang la decide. Bagi ideas secepat mungkin. Yang ada option skrg...kat Eden di The Curve. Buffet around RM34.90. Atau kalau nak western - TGI/Chillies etc.
*area paling sesuai around PJ, Damansara, Subang - tgh2 antara KL/Shah Alam/KLang.

So pls leave comment ke apa...kita akan decide by Thurs 11 Sept kalau bleh. OK? THanks in advance di atas kerjasama tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian...salam.

p/s: kalau apa2 leh deal dgn Jaja + Ayu <- derang ni urusetia (hikhikhik suka hati aku jer...)

'Imran-Sarah

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:00:00 GMT

http://www.mywedding.com/imransarah

e-Jemputan Walimatul'urus

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:04:44 GMT

Assalamu'alaikum, & hello

To all my dear colleagues and friends,

I will really appreciate your presence to share with me and my family the joyous occasion of my wedding. It would be a great occasion to reminisce with former colleagues and friends. Please forgive me for not sending each and everyone of you an official wedding card.

"Saya, 'Imran bin Jamalul-Lail dengan rendah diri dan berbesar hati menjemput saudara/i serta keluarga menghadiri Majlis Walimah Perkahwinan saya pada hari AHAD 20 Julai 2008 antara jam 12 tgh hingga 4 ptg bertempat di Dewan Banquet MBSA, Wisma MBSA Shah Alam."

"Semoga kehadiran saudara/i akan memeriahkan lagi dan memberkati majlis."

Do check out our website: http://www.mywedding.com/imransarah and sign our guestbook.

Thank you. Wassalam. ciao

Pencil Motivation

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:03:58 GMT

Pencilmaker told his pencils 5 important lessons;

1) Everything you do will always live a mark.

2) You can always correct the mistakes you make.

3) What important is what's inside you.

4) In life ul undergo painful sharpenings which will make you a better pencil and the most important is

5) To be the best pencil you can be, you must allow yourself to be held and be guided by the hand that holds you.

...and that's how a pencil can motivate you!! ^_^

Sharing..

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:24:11 GMT

Salam & hi to all,

After watching President & VP of Petronas on tv explaining bla bla bla.. I couldn't help to cry aloud, 'hey man, wat the ***-******* are you explaining about? I cldn't hear you man..,' ngantuk & sungguh membosankan. Sungguh aku tak puas hati. This evening, I read an email from a good fren of mine, Azira Marini from Petronas. She hd forward this wise & simple explanation 2 days back written by her colleague which I managed to read it this evening. Glad to share it with you dear frens of rowdiens.

Kidungx__________________________________________________________________________

Dear all, After reading all the chain mails and blogs, I feel called to reply, because of the relentless attacks and allegations -- most of which are inaccurate or baseless -- against PETRONAS.

PETRONAS' STAFF SALARY & BONUS
1) The salaries paid to PETRONAS' employees are not as high as people think. At best, they are just industry average. And these are not attractive enough for some who left PETRONAS to find work at other companies (mainly from the Middle East ) which are willing to pay more. Why do they pay more? The oil and gas industry worldwide has been facing acute shortage of qualified or experienced personnel, so most companies are willing to pay lots of money to entice and pinch staff from their competitors. Bonus? There has NEVER been a bonus amounting to 6 months or 12 months throughout the 33 years. On average, it is 2 months. But don't ever think we don't deserve it. We more than deserve it. A lot of us work really hard, some in the most extreme of conditions. Those who have been to and worked in northern Sudan , for example, would testify that it's like working in a huge blower oven. Southern Sudan , on the other hand, is almost all swamps and mud. Imagine having to go through that kind of heat, or waddling in muddy swamps, day in and day out. QUALITY OF CRUDE &

REFINED PRODUCTS
2) Malaysia produces about 600,000 barrels of crude oil per day (and about 100,000 barrels condensate). Of this crude volume, 339,000 barrels are refined locally for local consumption. The rest is exported (and yes, because it has lower sulphur content it fetches higher prices). Malaysia also imports about 230,000 barrels of crude oil per day, mainly from the Middle East , to be refined here. This crude oil contains higher sulphur and is less expensive (so the country gains more by exporting our crudes). In Malaysia , this crude is processed by PETRONAS at its second refinery in Melaka, and also by Shell at its Port Dickson refinery. Different refineries are built and configurated to refine different types of crude. And each crude type yields different percentage of products (diesel, gasoline, kerosene, cooking gas etc) per barrel. But most importantly, products that come out at the end of the refining process have the same good quality regardless of the crude types. That's why PETRONAS, Shell and Exxon Mobil share the same pipeline to transport the finished products from their refineries to a distribution centre in the Klang Valley . The three companies collect the products at this centre accordingly to be distributed to their respective distribution networks. What makes PETRONAS' petrol different from Shell's, for example, is the additive that each company adds.

PETRONAS' ROLE, FUNCTION & CONTRIBUTION
3) A lot of people also do not understand the role and function of PETRONAS, which is essentially a company, a business entity, which operates on a commercial manner, to mainly generate income and value for its shareholder. In this case, PETRONAS' shareholder is the Government. In 1974, when PETRONAS was set up, the Government gave PETRONAS RM10 million (peanuts, right?) as seed capital. From 1974 to 2007, PETRONAS made RM570 billion in accumulated profits, and returned to the Government a total of RM335.7 billion. That is about 65% of the profits. That means for every RM1 that PETRONAS makes, 65 sen goes back to the Government. Last year, PETRONAS made a pre-tax profit of RM86.8 billion. The amount given back to the Government (in royalty, dividends, corporate income tax, petroleum products income tax and export duty) was RM52.3 billion. The rest of the profit was used to pay off minority interests and taxes in foreign countries (about RM7.8 billion - PETRONAS now operates in more than 30 countries), and the remaining RM26.7 billion was reinvested. The amount reinvested seems a lot, but the oil and gas industry is technology- and capital-intensive. Costs have gone up exponentially in the last couple of years. Previously, to drill a well, it cost about US$3 million; now it costs US$7 million. The use of rigs was US$200,000 a day a couple of years ago; now it costs US$600,000 a day. A lot of people also do not realise that the amount returned by PETRONAS to the Government makes up 35% of the Government's total annual income, to be used by the Government for expenditures, development, operations, and yes, for the various subsidies. That means for every RM1 the Government makes, 35 sen is contributed by PETRONAS. So, instead of asking what happens to PETRIONAS' money or profits, people should be questioning how the money paid by PETRONAS to the Government is allocated.

CRUDE EXPORTS & FUEL PRICES
4) A lot of people also ask, why Malaysia exports its crude oil. Shouldn't we just stop exporting and sell at cheaper prices to local refiners? If Malaysia is an oil exporting country, why can't we sell petrol or diesel at cheaper prices like other oil producing countries in the Middle East ? I guess I don't have to answer the first couple of questions. It's simple economics, and crude oil is a global commodity. Why can't we sell petrol and diesel at lower prices like in the Middle East ? Well, comparing Saudi Arabia and other big producers to Malaysia is like comparing kurma to durian, because these Middle Eastern countries have much, much, much bigger oil and gas reserves. Malaysia has only 5.4 billion barrels of oil reserves, and about 89 trillion cubic feet of gas. Compare that to Saudi Arabia 's 260 billion barrels of oil and 240 trillion cubic feet of gas. Malaysia only produces 600,000 barrels per day of oil. Saudi Arabia produces 9 million barrels per day. At this rate, Saudi Arabia 's crude oil sales revenue could amount to US$1.2 billion per day! At this rate, it can practically afford almost everything -- free education, healthcare, etc, and subsidies -- for its people. But if we look at these countries closely, they have in the past few years started to come up with policies and strategies designed to prolong their reserves and diversify their income bases. In this sense, Malaysia (and PETRONAS) has had a good head start, as we have been doing this a long time. Fuel prices in Malaysia is controlled by the Government based on a formula under the Automatic Pricing Mechanism introduced more than a couple of decades ago. It is under this mechanism that the complex calculation of prices is made, based on the actual cost of petrol or diesel, the operating costs, margin for dealers, margin for retail oil companies (including PETRONAS Dagangan Bhd) and the balancing number of duty or subsidy. No retail oil companies or dealers actually make money from the hike of the fuel prices. Oil companies pay for the products at market prices, but have to sell low, so the Government reimburses the difference -- thus subsidy. Subsidy as a concept is OK as long as it benefits the really deserving segment of the population. But there has to be a limit to how much and how long the Government should bear and sustain subsidy. An environment where prices are kept artificially low indefinitely will not do anyone any good. That's why countries like Indonesia are more pro-active in removing subsidies. Even Vietnam (which is a socialist country, by the way) is selling fuel at market prices.

PETRONAS & TRANSPARENCY
5) I feel I also need to say something on the allegation that PETRONAS is not transparent in terms of its accounts, business transactions etc. PETRONAS is first and foremost a company, operating under the rules and regulations of the authorities including the Registrar of Companies, and the Securities Commission and Bursa Malaysia for its listed four subsidiaries (PETRONAS Dagangan Bhd, PETRONAS Gas Bhd, MISC Bhd and KLCC Property Holdings Bhd. PETRONAS the holding company produces annual reports which are made to whomever wants them, and are distributed to many parties and places; including to the library at the Parliament House for perusal and reading pleasure of all Yang Berhormat MPs (if they care to read). PETRONAS also makes the annual report available on its website, for those who bother to look. The accounts are duly audited. The website also contains a lot of useful information, if people really care to find out. Although PETRONAS is not listed on Bursa Malaysia , for all intents and purposes, it could be considered a listed entity as its bonds and financial papers are traded overseas. This requires scrutiny from investors, and from rating agencies such as Standard & Poor and Moody's.

BOYCOTT PETRONAS?
6) The last time I checked, this is still a democratic country, where people are free to spend their money wherever they like. For those who like to see more of the money that they spend go back to the local economy and benefiting their fellow Malaysians, perhaps they should consider sticking to local products or companies. For those who like to see that the money they spend go back to foreign shareholders of the foreign companies overseas, they should continue buying foreign products. FINAL WORD (FOR TODAY) I'm sorry this is rather long, but I just have to convey it. I hope this would help some of you out there understand something. The oil and gas industry, apart from being very capital intensive, is also very complex and volatile. I'm learning new things almost every single day. Appreciate if you could help to forward this response to as many contacts as possible to counter the subversive proposal out there.

Thank you.